Dracornasus

Once upon a time there was a toad named Burples. Burples was an ugly toad who had 1,000 warts, bad breath, gas, and slime between his toes. His eyes were a bit bulbous and he couldn't hop a straight line if he tried. He was also afraid of flies so all he ever ate were ladybugs which didn't help with his halitosis. None of the lady toads wanted to date him because he was just so ugly. But none of them knew he was the nicest toad out there. He would treat any lady toad who loved him like a princess! Sadly he never got a chance to show them. The lady toads always made fun of him and called him names like Warty McBuggy-Breath, and Gassy the Tripp